Sunday, July 12, 2009

#1 Cheesy Dogs

Johnny Buccola loves meat. Johnny Buccola loves cheese. These two things find their perfect synthesis in Johnsonville's Beddar Cheddar hot dogs. Johnny will often insist upon "firing up some cheesy dogs" during popular Johnny Buccola activities including, but not limited to: Lake Chelan, "hanging out," barbecues, and potluck dinners.

Friends and associates of Jonathan are generally skeptical upon examining these culinary perversions, but are won over by Johnny's sheer enthusiasm for them and the surprising blast of cheese bestowed upon one's pallet when biting this sausage treat.

Some argue that the Beddar Cheddar is not unlike Johnny himself. At first glance, you might say to yourself, "look, that kid is short and funny looking and from Fairwood, and that's not even a real moustache on his face." And maybe you're right. But underneath all of that there exists a kind, welcoming, fun-loving human being just "trying to hang out."

We urge you look past the seemingly disgusting concept of the Beddar Cheddar dog and discover its warm, cheesy heart. Why? Because Johnny would want you to. Because Johnny looks past the apparent cruelty of our world and sees the pearl in every oyster, the diamond in every rough, the silver lining in every cloud, and the heart of gold in every hooker.

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  2. I love to eat away my troubles with a fresh 10 pack of cheesy dogs.

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